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PostPosted: May 10th, 2008, 2:26 pm 
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After much searching there is NOT a band called.........

Eiffel Tower's Steps LOL




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After much searching there is NOT a band called.........

Eiffel Tower's Steps LOL


LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

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At midnight tonight there's a David Gilmour Concert on BBC 4 followed by The Pink Floyd Story :wink:

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And here is a picture of Pink Floyd playing live

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And here is a picture of Pink Floyd playing live

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Thanks Fraidy :) I've got that David Gilmour show on DVD, but I'll still watch it :)


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When glass breaks, the cracks move faster than 3,000 miles per hour.
To photograph the event, a camera must shoot at a millionth of a second.















This is also the speed needed to photograph a woman with her mouth shut. :D

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A blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates.

Only 10% of that actually goes into its mate.

Ever wondered why the sea tasted so salty? :|

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A blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates.

Only 10% of that actually goes into its mate.

Ever wondered why the sea tasted so salty? :|


LOL LOL

happy swimming :|

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I must warn you all of this :|

I recently bought a bottle of brown sauce which carried the warning
'Do not use if seal is broken'.

As soon as I opened it, the seal broke, immediately rendering it unusable.

I was wondering, how many other innocent shoppers, especially
pensioners have fallen for this evil scam? :|

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A quick word of advice for all smoke alarm owners.

When the instructions say you should test them regularly, don't do this by
trying to catch them out with a series of small domestic fires. The
insurance companies don't like that.

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Winter is here and our native birds are finding food scarce. Please go to
the pet shop & buy a mesh and a bag of nuts for our feathered friends.
There is no finer sight on a winter's morning than a pair of tits around
your nutbag!

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50 things a woman cant do..

1. Know anything about a car except its colour
2. Understand a film plot
3. Go 24 hours without sending a text message
4. Lift
5. Throw
6. Run
7. Park
8. Fart
9. Read a map
10. Rob a bank
11. Resist Ikea
12. Sit still
13. Tell a joke
14. Play pool
15. Pay for dinner
16. Eat a kebab whilst walking
17. Pee out of a train window
18. Argue without shouting
19. Get told off without crying
20. Understand fruit machines
21. Walk past a shoe shop
22. Make a decent bacon sandwich
23. Not comment on strangers clothes
24. Use small amounts of toilet paper
25. Let you sleep with a hangover
26. Drink a pint gracefully
27. Get a round in
28. Throw a punch
29. Do magic
30. Like your friends
31. Enjoy porn
32. Eat a really hot curry
33. Get to the point
34. Buy plain envelopes
35. Take less than 20 minutes to get ready to go out.
36. Sit in a room for five minutes without saying "I'm cold"
37. Go shopping without phoning 20 mates
38. Avoid credit card debt
39. Dive into a pool
40. Assemble furniture
41. Roll a bogey between finger and thumb
42. Set a video recorder
43. Not try and change you
44. Watch a war film
45. Understand why flirting results in violence
46. Spend a day by themselves
47. Go to the toilet by themselves
48. Buy a purse that fits in their pocket
49. Choose a video quickly
50. Get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above

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