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PostPosted: December 21st, 2009, 10:33 pm 
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At Christmas & Birthdays, nothing says "I don't really give a fuck about you" like an e-card. :|



This card in particular >>> http://www.tescovaluecards.com/

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PostPosted: December 21st, 2009, 10:53 pm 
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rockin_plumber wrote:
At Christmas & Birthdays, nothing says "I don't really give a fuck about you" like an e-card. :|



This card in particular >>> http://www.tescovaluecards.com/" target="blank



LOL LOL LOL Cool 8)

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 Post subject: Re: information, information
PostPosted: December 21st, 2009, 11:35 pm 
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rockin_plumber wrote:
At Christmas & Birthdays, nothing says "I don't really give a fuck about you" like an e-card. :|



This card in particular >>> http://www.tescovaluecards.com/" target="blank
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 Post subject: Re: information, information
PostPosted: December 24th, 2009, 7:53 am 
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 Post subject: Re: information, information
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50 Things that change as you grow older..

1. 6:00 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to sleep

2. Having sex in a single bed is absurd.

3.You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. Your fantasies of having sex with three women with lesbian tendencies are replaced by fantasies of having sex with anyone at all.

5. You don't volunteer for clinical trials at the local hospital

6. You know all of the people sleeping in your house.

7. You hear your favourite song in the lift at work.

8. Using a sock for 'clean-up' no longer feels right.

9. The bank manager doesn't write threatening letters any more.

10. You carry an umbrella.

11. Seven-day benders are no longer realistic.

12. You don't go to Tesco with all your friends.

13. You have standing orders and direct debits.

14. The heating works in your house.

15. Your friends marry and divorce instead of get together and break-up.

16. You pay the government thousands of pounds every year. (Cunts)

17. You go from 130 days of holidays to 20.

18. Jeans and a jumper no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.

19. You're the one calling the police because those fucking kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

20. You get out of bed in the morning even if it's raining.

21. Washing up is not an annual ritual.

22. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

23. You don't know what time the kebab shop closes anymore.

24. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

25. The radio station in your car changes from radio 1 to radio 2.

26. You don't get ideas for drinks from local tramps.

27. You don't put half-finished curries in the fridge to eat later.

28.You don't spend half your day strategically planning pub crawls.

29. You "hate scrounging kids".

30. You no longer have a strange attraction to road signs when drunk.

31. Sleeping in the lounge is a no-no.

32. You can't persuade your flatmates to 'Drink till we're completely cunt-faced.'

33. You don't spend Wednesday afternoons in the pub.

34. You always know where you are when you wake up.

35. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m.

36. A fire in the kitchen is not a laugh.

37. You go to the chemist for Panadol and antacids, not Condoms and pregnancy test kits.

38. A £3 bottle of wine is no longer 'actually pretty good stuff'.

39. You can remember the name of the person you wake up next to.

40. You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.

41. You no longer feel the need to abide to the 'at least two wanks a day' rule.

42. Grocery lists are longer than pot noodles & cans of lager.

43. You don't go to Lidl to buy Vodka.

44. Fingering the Mrs in the living room of a house party is now deemed 'socially unacceptable.'

45. Breaking the law means doing 40 in a 30 zone.

46. 'I just can't drink the way I used to' replaces 'I'm never going to drink that much again'.

47. Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work, not masturbation.

48. You don't experiment with banned substances.

49. You don't get drunk at home, to save money, before going to a pub.

50. You don't find a shit left in the toilet hysterically funny anymore.

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 Post subject: Re: information, information
PostPosted: March 23rd, 2010, 8:45 pm 
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Way back at school...In French lessons we learnt about masculine and feminine verbs........


I learnt hoovering and Ironing were not feminine verbs and would get you detention :oops:

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PostPosted: March 23rd, 2010, 10:26 pm 
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Way back at school...In French lessons we learnt about masculine and feminine verbs........


I learnt hoovering and Ironing were not feminine verbs and would get you detention :oops:

LOL LOL

are you really learn french rocky :err: :?

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PostPosted: March 24th, 2010, 6:10 pm 
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rockin_plumber wrote:
Way back at school...In French lessons we learnt about masculine and feminine verbs........


I learnt hoovering and Ironing were not feminine verbs and would get you detention :oops:

LOL LOL

are you really learn french rocky :err: :?



:err: yeah but badly

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PostPosted: March 24th, 2010, 9:38 pm 
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rockin_plumber wrote:
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Way back at school...In French lessons we learnt about masculine and feminine verbs........


I learnt hoovering and Ironing were not feminine verbs and would get you detention :oops:

LOL LOL

are you really learn french rocky :err: :?



:err: yeah but badly


hey rocky, you rock :headbang:

do u prepare a travel in France :err:

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 Post subject: Re: information, information
PostPosted: March 25th, 2010, 12:16 am 
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rockin_plumber wrote:
Way back at school...In French lessons we learnt about masculine and feminine verbs........


I learnt hoovering and Ironing were not feminine verbs and would get you detention :oops:

LOL LOL

are you really learn french rocky :err: :?



:err: yeah but badly

Funny, thats what I did LOL


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 Post subject: Re: information, information
PostPosted: March 25th, 2010, 6:43 pm 
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Funny, thats what I did LOL



The ironing and hoovering....... and quite rightly too :D

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PostPosted: March 29th, 2010, 7:36 am 
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Funny, thats what I did LOL



The ironing and hoovering....... and quite rightly too :D

I've lost my nutkick smilie :|


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PostPosted: March 29th, 2010, 4:49 pm 
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Funny, thats what I did LOL



The ironing and hoovering....... and quite rightly too :D

I've lost my nutkick smilie :|




:banana: :banana: :banana: :anorak:

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 Post subject: Re: information, information
PostPosted: August 9th, 2010, 1:34 pm 
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sorry i was in the hurry last times but I forgot to tell you that the frenchy's family will move on next august, 24th :( :( :(

missy had to move in Normandy for work so we have to sell the lovely house :( :( :( for a rent.

So well, that's life........but we found a lovely house owned by an english couple. I will post some pics of the house :D

I have to say that our first meeting with the english was stange LOL LOL

(after few minutes and at the end of the visit, I speak with the english man)

English man : 'where do u come from ???'
Frenchy dude : 'a village near Chartres, and you ??'
English man : 'we live East Manchester !!!'
Frenchy dude : :o 'oh do u support ManU or City ???'
English man : 'ManU btw, there's only one Manchester !!! :D .... and you ??'
Frenchy dude : Le Havre and West-Ham !!!!'
English man : LOL LOL LOL LOL. 'I don't know if it's a good idea to have you for the rent :evil: '
Frenchy man : ok :err: :|

........finally, we signed :D 8)

and the man said to his wife : 'hey, this guy speak a good english !!' 8)

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 Post subject: Re: information, information
PostPosted: August 21st, 2010, 1:00 pm 
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i will disappear tonite for few days until my new connection in the futur house :wink:

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