Some people feel the same as me about DC
While lookin for DC Jokes I came across these quotes
I'd forgotten about how much I despise David Coulthard but intermittently it comes back to fuck me off....what would happen if he had children with Sophie Ellis Bextor? the first geometric children? poor fuckers...anyway David Coulthard...the thing that is most objectionable in people for me is their arrogance, smugness and DC's self satisfaction festers out of him...plus if they ever want to remake any old WWII old films and they need a convincing evil Nazi, just get Cunthard to slip on his own SS uniform
Oh, he can win something alright, he can win "person with head most shaped like work attire" and "one of the first grand prix of the season" but "World Chamionship?" I think not. Theres too many better puppies snapping at Schumachers heels to even give DC a look in. Sad, but nonetheless true.
And Ron Dennis says
He wont let David be in charge of cleaning his car - have you seen the distaste in Rons face whenever he has to speak about David? Must be quite harsh when Golden Boys Hakkinen/Raikkonen are quite clearly your bosses favourites, but he cant be arsed paying to cut off your contract early and no-one else wants you because even dreary Damon Hill managed to be world champion once. When did you make Murray Walker cry last Davey?
But this is the best
Being a Schuey fan, and despising McLaren generally, I have to say that the most disconcerting and disturbing televisual image I ever saw in the whole of my life was a widescreen close-up of old helmet head. Dear Lord, the man has more face than body!
Overpaid, whinging Scottish talent vortex who believes he could win something someday.