Maiden World

L'alchimiste-Paulo Coelho

good book

Don't worry dude, I know how you feel, a total bitch to do

1421, The Year China Discovered The World

The Riverside Anthology of Children's Literature

That's ok, i've only just finished "Meg and Mog go fishing"

What have you got next.... "The Cat in the Hat"

No, that's not until i start the new term

"One fish, two fish

Red fish, blue fish"

Hey, I memorised a shit load of those books as a child, the thing is, you can never forget

"....would you eat them with a fox, in a box. Would you eat green eggs and ham, would you eat them, Sam-I-Am ?

not in a box, not with a fox, not in a house, not with a mouse. I would not eat them here or there, I would not eat them anywhere, I would not eat green eggs and ham, I do not like them sam I am

Brilliant

Would you? Could you? In a car?
Eat them! Eat them! Here they are.

I would not, could not in a car.

You may like them. You will see. You may like them in a tree!

I would not could not in a tree. Not in a car! You let me be.
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I do not like them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them Sam-I-Am.

A train! A train!
A train! A train! Would you could you on a train?

Not on a train! Not in a tree! Not in a car! Sam! Let me be!
I would not could not in a box. I could not would not with a fox.
I will not eat them with a mouse. I will not eat them in a house. I will not eat them here or there. I will not eat them anywhere. I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-Am.

Say! In the dark? Here in the dark! Would you, could you in the dark?

I would not, could not in the dark.

Would you, could you in the rain?

I would not, could not in the rain. Not in the dark. Not on a train. Not in a car. Not in a tree. I do not like them, Sam, you see. Not in a house. Not in a box. Not with a mouse. Not with a fox. I will not eat them here or there. I do not like them anywhere!

You do not like green eggs and ham?

I do not like them Sam-I-Am.

Could you, would you, with a goat?

I would not, could not with a goat!

Would you could you in a boat?

I could not, would not on a boat. I will not will not with a goat. I will not eat them in the rain. I will not eat them on a train. Not in the dark! Not in a tree! Not in a car! You let me be! I do not like them in a box. I do not like them with a fox. I will not eat them in a house. I will not eat them with a mouse. I do not like them here or there. I do not like them ANYWHERE!

I do not like green eggs and ham! I do not like them Sam-I-Am!

You do not like them. So you say. Try them! Try them! And you may. Try them and you may, I say.

Sam! If you let me be, I will try them. You will see.

Say! I like green eggs and ham! I do! I like them, Sam-I-Am. And I would eat them in a boat. And I would eat them with a goat ... And I will eat them in the rain. And in the dark. And on a train. And in a car. And in a tree. They are so good, so good, you see! So I will eat them in a box. And I will eat them with a fox. And I will eat them in a house. And I will eat them with a mouse. And I will eat them here and there. Say! I will eat them ANYWHERE!
I do so like green eggs and ham.
Thank you!
Thank you!
Sam-I-Am!