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wicky
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afraidtoshooteddie wrote
How Beer Goggles Work. 
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rockin_plumber
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"I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pickpocketed.
How could anyone stoop so low?"  |
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rockin_plumber
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rockin_plumber wrote
I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pickpocketed.
How could anyone stoop so low?
I tried telling this joke to a dwarf, just to see his reaction...
The thick fucker didn't get it at all, it went straight over his head. |
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Ben
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Shouldnt laugh really  |
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wicky
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rockin_plumber
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edge of the wire is officially gayer than rockin plumber!
edge of the wire is officially gayer than frenchy!
edge of the wire is officially gayer than afraidtoshooteddie! (This was a no contest!!)
edge of the wire is officially gayer than wicky! 
edge of the wire is officially gayer than bockaaarck! (Another landslide victory!!)
Oh
ben is officially gayer than edge of the wire!
 OMG
edge of the wire is officially gayer than dale winton!
ok I was bored
Oh yeah Ben.........
Ur coment about wii being gay a few weeks ago....
xbox is officially gayer than wii! 
http://www.whichisgayer.com
After Bocky & Fraidy's results.........
I had to check summit.........
bockaaarck and afraidtoshooteddie are equally gay! |
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wicky
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| check out the result for rockin v bocky |
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rockin_plumber
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wicky wrote
check out the result for rockin v bocky
Its not funny any more |
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wicky
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rockin_plumber wrote
Its not funny any more
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rockin_plumber
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One night last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don`t feel
like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said, "WHAT?, What was that?"
So she says the words that every guy dreads to hear..."You`re just not in
touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your
physical needs as a man."
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can`t you just love me for
who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
Realising that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The next day I opted to take the day off work to spend time with her. We
went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping. I walked around with
her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She
couldn`t decide which one to take, so I told her we`d just buy them all.
She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get
a pair for each outfit." We went on to the jewellery department where she
picked out a pair of diamond earrings. She was so excited. She was
almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with
excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let`s go to
the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don`t feel
like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a
baffled, "WHAT?"
I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You`re
just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to
satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I
added, "Why can`t you just love me for who I am and not for the things I
buy you?"
Apparently I`m not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch
knows I`m smarter than her.
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rockin_plumber
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A recent survey in the United Kingdom asked the following question:
Are there too many foreigners in this country now?
Answer:
18% said: YES
82% said: معهد الأمن العالمي بواشنط
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wicky
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rockin_plumber wrote
A recent survey in the United Kingdom asked the following question:
Are there too many foreigners in this country now?
Answer:
18% said: YES
82% said: معهد الأمن العالمي بواشنط
No comment on the other one |
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rockin_plumber
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One morning an Englishman is having breakfast in Paris (coffee,
croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-
gum, sits down next to him. The Englishman ignores the Frenchman who,
nevertheless, starts a conversation.
Frenchman: 'You English folk eat the whole bread??'
Englishman (in a bad mood): 'Of course.'
Frenchman: (after blowing a huge bubble) 'We don't. In France , we only
eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform
them into croissants and sell them to England .' The Frenchman has a
smirk on his face.
The Englishman listens in silence.
The Frenchman persists: 'Do you eat jam with the bread??'
Englishman: 'Of Course.'
Frenchman: (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chuckling).
We don't. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the
peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them
into jam, and sell the jam to England .'
After a moment of silence, The Englishman then asks: 'Do you have sex in
France ?'
Frenchman: 'Why of course we do', he says with a big smirk.
Englishman: 'And what do you do with the condoms once you've used
them?'
Frenchman: 'We throw them away, of course.'
Englishman: 'We don't. In England , we put them in a container, recycle
them, melt them down into bubble-gum, and sell them to France .'
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afraidtoshooteddie
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rockin_plumber wrote
One morning an Englishman is having breakfast in Paris (coffee,
croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-
gum, sits down next to him. The Englishman ignores the Frenchman who,
nevertheless, starts a conversation.
Frenchman: 'You English folk eat the whole bread??'
Englishman (in a bad mood): 'Of course.'
Frenchman: (after blowing a huge bubble) 'We don't. In France , we only
eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform
them into croissants and sell them to England .' The Frenchman has a
smirk on his face.
The Englishman listens in silence.
The Frenchman persists: 'Do you eat jam with the bread??'
Englishman: 'Of Course.'
Frenchman: (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chuckling).
We don't. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the
peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them
into jam, and sell the jam to England .'
After a moment of silence, The Englishman then asks: 'Do you have sex in
France ?'
Frenchman: 'Why of course we do', he says with a big smirk.
Englishman: 'And what do you do with the condoms once you've used
them?'
Frenchman: 'We throw them away, of course.'
Englishman: 'We don't. In England , we put them in a container, recycle
them, melt them down into bubble-gum, and sell them to France .'
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wicky
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Location: Devon, England
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rockin_plumber wrote
One morning an Englishman is having breakfast in Paris (coffee,
croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-
gum, sits down next to him. The Englishman ignores the Frenchman who,
nevertheless, starts a conversation.
Frenchman: 'You English folk eat the whole bread??'
Englishman (in a bad mood): 'Of course.'
Frenchman: (after blowing a huge bubble) 'We don't. In France , we only
eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform
them into croissants and sell them to England .' The Frenchman has a
smirk on his face.
The Englishman listens in silence.
The Frenchman persists: 'Do you eat jam with the bread??'
Englishman: 'Of Course.'
Frenchman: (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chuckling).
We don't. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the
peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them
into jam, and sell the jam to England .'
After a moment of silence, The Englishman then asks: 'Do you have sex in
France ?'
Frenchman: 'Why of course we do', he says with a big smirk.
Englishman: 'And what do you do with the condoms once you've used
them?'
Frenchman: 'We throw them away, of course.'
Englishman: 'We don't. In England , we put them in a container, recycle
them, melt them down into bubble-gum, and sell them to France .'
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