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afraidtoshooteddie · Sun May 25, 2008 8:10 pm

Benny.

At midnight tonight there's a David Gilmour Concert on BBC 4 followed by The Pink Floyd Story Wink

rockin_plumber · Sun May 25, 2008 8:13 pm

And here is a picture of Pink Floyd playing live

afraidtoshooteddie · Sun May 25, 2008 8:49 pm

Ben · Sun May 25, 2008 9:02 pm

Thanks Fraidy Smile

I've got that David Gilmour show on DVD, but I'll still watch it Smile

rockin_plumber · Sat Oct 18, 2008 9:37 am

When glass breaks, the cracks move faster than 3,000 miles per hour.
To photograph the event, a camera must shoot at a millionth of a second.

This is also the speed needed to photograph a woman with her mouth shut. Very Happy

rockin_plumber · Sat Oct 18, 2008 9:38 am

A blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates.

Only 10% of that actually goes into its mate.

Ever wondered why the sea tasted so salty? Neutral

Frenchy · Sat Oct 18, 2008 5:46 pm

wicky · Sat Oct 18, 2008 6:14 pm

rockin_plumber · Sun Oct 19, 2008 6:19 pm

I must warn you all of this Neutral

I recently bought a bottle of brown sauce which carried the warning
'Do not use if seal is broken'.

As soon as I opened it, the seal broke, immediately rendering it unusable.

I was wondering, how many other innocent shoppers, especially
pensioners have fallen for this evil scam? Neutral

rockin_plumber · Tue Nov 11, 2008 7:57 pm

A quick word of advice for all smoke alarm owners.

When the instructions say you should test them regularly, don't do this by
trying to catch them out with a series of small domestic fires. The
insurance companies don't like that.

rockin_plumber · Mon Nov 24, 2008 6:58 pm

Winter is here and our native birds are finding food scarce. Please go to
the pet shop & buy a mesh and a bag of nuts for our feathered friends.
There is no finer sight on a winter's morning than a pair of tits around
your nutbag!

wicky · Mon Nov 24, 2008 7:45 pm

rockin_plumber · Sat Dec 27, 2008 6:45 pm

50 things a woman cant do..

1. Know anything about a car except its colour
2. Understand a film plot
3. Go 24 hours without sending a text message
4. Lift
5. Throw
6. Run
7. Park
8. Fart
9. Read a map
10. Rob a bank
11. Resist Ikea
12. Sit still
13. Tell a joke
14. Play pool
15. Pay for dinner
16. Eat a kebab whilst walking
17. Pee out of a train window
18. Argue without shouting
19. Get told off without crying
20. Understand fruit machines
21. Walk past a shoe shop
22. Make a decent bacon sandwich
23. Not comment on strangers clothes
24. Use small amounts of toilet paper
25. Let you sleep with a hangover
26. Drink a pint gracefully
27. Get a round in
28. Throw a punch
29. Do magic
30. Like your friends
31. Enjoy porn
32. Eat a really hot curry
33. Get to the point
34. Buy plain envelopes
35. Take less than 20 minutes to get ready to go out.
36. Sit in a room for five minutes without saying "I'm cold"
37. Go shopping without phoning 20 mates
38. Avoid credit card debt
39. Dive into a pool
40. Assemble furniture
41. Roll a bogey between finger and thumb
42. Set a video recorder
43. Not try and change you
44. Watch a war film
45. Understand why flirting results in violence
46. Spend a day by themselves
47. Go to the toilet by themselves
48. Buy a purse that fits in their pocket
49. Choose a video quickly
50. Get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above

Very Happy

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