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rockin_plumber
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One of those Securicor Security vans was held up in Devon this morning...
The car in front of it was driven by Wicky.  |
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Frenchy
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quote:
rockin_plumber wrote
One of those Securicor Security vans was held up in Devon this morning...
The car in front of it was driven by Wicky.
have you the pic   |
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MaidenMadness
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beh women drivers..... 
a year ago or something like that i was driving along the freeway and i was driving in the lane for overtaking. there was this car infront of me and suddenly it turns on all 4 signaling lights and comes to an immediate stop in the lane for overtaking. i hit the brake with all i've got and i just barely manage to stop without hitting that car. so i go to the other lane to pass that car and as i was passing the stopped car i take a look and in the driver seat there's this woman who's searching her handbag, pulls out a mobile phone and answers it. the woman stopped her car to answer a bloody mobile phone! |
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wicky
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BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN BEING A PROBLEM SOLVER…..
AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:
1. IF YOU'RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING WATER DOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE ITSELF.
2. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.
3. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.
4. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.
5. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.
6. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
7. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE... WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.
8. REMEMBER - EVERYONE SEEMS NORMAL UNTIL YOU GET TO KNOW THEM.
9. AND REMEMBER, IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM. |
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afraidtoshooteddie
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wicky
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http://www.break.com/index/usain-bolt-slow-motion-replay.html
Brilliant |
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Frenchy
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afraidtoshooteddie
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wicky
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^^^
LMAO |
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rockin_plumber
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miss_rockin was ordering us a Thai takeaway on the telephone when I
scribbled a last minute order on a Post-It note: "Ask them if they've got any Phat Kok" The lady on the other end of the phone was laughing so
much the call had to be terminated.
Ok not true....... but funny if it was |
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afraidtoshooteddie
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Well... I suppose it's an option |
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rockin_plumber
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Do you ever wonder where people got their surnames from?
Perhaps Mr Baker was a baker,
Mr Butcher was a butcher and
Mr Butler was a butler etc......
.........And Mr Dickinson |
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wicky
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quote:
rockin_plumber wrote
Do you ever wonder where people got their surnames from?
Perhaps Mr Baker was a baker,
Mr Butcher was a butcher and
Mr Butler was a butler etc......
.........And Mr Dickinson
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afraidtoshooteddie
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| How Beer Goggles Work. |
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afraidtoshooteddie
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| They shoulda cast Sam instead of Leo. |
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