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rockin_plumber
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http://www.break.com/index/wrestlers-need-a-chair-and-fans-deliverb.html
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rockin_plumber
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afraidtoshooteddie wrote
http://www.break.com/index/unnecessary-censorship-sesame-street-edition.html
 thats so wrong but so |
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rockin_plumber
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What's the difference between a woman and a shit?
After you've had a shit you don't have to cuddle it for a fucking hour.  |
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Ben
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Spooning |
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afraidtoshooteddie
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rockin_plumber
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A bedouin was walking with his camel in the lonely desert. As he had been
walking for days without any other company than his faithful camel, he
was getting more and more horny. He pulled down his pants, but realised
that he wasn't high enough to reach the camel's arse.
The bedouin wasn't stupid though. He made a pile of sand that he could
stand on top of; but when he finally stood there, the camel simply moved
away. Oh well, he tried with a new pile of sand, but with the very same
result - the camel moved.
Disappointed and still erect, he continued his walk in the desert, until he
came across a road. As he came closer, he spotted a red Ferrari with a
blonde woman standing by the front tire, looking confused. When he
confronted her, she begged him to help her replace the tyre, and
promised she'd do ANYTHING for him as a reward.
Being an old mechanic, the bedouin quickly replaced the tyre and asked
about rewarding him. The blonde girl said: "Of course I will keep my
promise. What do you wish of me?"
The bedouin replied, "could you hold my camel still for a few minutes?"  |
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afraidtoshooteddie
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rockin_plumber wrote
A bedouin was walking with his camel in the lonely desert. As he had been
walking for days without any other company than his faithful camel, he
was getting more and more horny. He pulled down his pants, but realised
that he wasn't high enough to reach the camel's arse.
The bedouin wasn't stupid though. He made a pile of sand that he could
stand on top of; but when he finally stood there, the camel simply moved
away. Oh well, he tried with a new pile of sand, but with the very same
result - the camel moved.
Disappointed and still erect, he continued his walk in the desert, until he
came across a road. As he came closer, he spotted a red Ferrari with a
blonde woman standing by the front tire, looking confused. When he
confronted her, she begged him to help her replace the tyre, and
promised she'd do ANYTHING for him as a reward.
Being an old mechanic, the bedouin quickly replaced the tyre and asked
about rewarding him. The blonde girl said: "Of course I will keep my
promise. What do you wish of me?"
The bedouin replied, "could you hold my camel still for a few minutes?"
That's like the joke where the guy is stuck on the desert island with the pig and the dog. |
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Frenchy
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Ben
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Frenchy
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afraidtoshooteddie
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afraidtoshooteddie
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wicky
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quote:
afraidtoshooteddie wrote
http://www.dancingyak.co.uk/blog/2007/02/worst-birthday-card-ever.html
Oh god no! |
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Frenchy
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wicky
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They really should change their name |
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