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Cyrus
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AGuyFromNY
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TO MODS: IT WAS NOT MY IDEA
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SexyDevilGirl
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AGuyFromNY wrote
TO MODS: IT WAS NOT MY IDEA
Yes it was 
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Cyrus
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AGuyFromNY wrote
TO MODS: IT WAS NOT MY IDEA
You're gonna be banned  |
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wicky
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Cyrus
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MaidenMadness
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Cyrus
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300 pounds for that?
he's even crazier than i am
I think somebody is making a false bid |
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MaidenMadness
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Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife: I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: (Singing elaborately...) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam! |
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Cyrus
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Too long to read  |
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MaidenMadness
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| well you can always search the net for wav or mp3 file of that skit |
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Cyrus
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| Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2004 3:46 pm Post subject: |
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MaidenMadness wrote
well you can always search the net for wav or mp3 file of that skit
Or not |
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MaidenMadness
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Cyrus wrote
Or not
what do you think wo will reach 1000 posts sooner. me or you. at this point i have 992 posts and so do you |
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Cyrus
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what do you think wo will reach 1000 posts sooner. me or you. at this point i have 992 posts and so do you
I don't care  |
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Cyrus
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| Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2004 3:51 pm Post subject: |
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SPAM!  |
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